May 2012
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May 23rd
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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I feel so paralyzed without my computer!
Obviously Diablo 3 arrived in the mail and I can’t play it… No, its not like I have been waiting 10 years to play this game or anything… No biggie. Sad. I need to get cracking on building a PC because I won’t be able to stand seeing everyone else play and not me.
May 15th
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Chronicles of a Criminologist
In my line of work, narcissists are plentiful. Today I had a young man who was so narcissist it was almost sickening. My favourite line of his was, “My ex-girlfriend took our break-up really hard. She said to me that she was afraid she would never find another guy as amazing as myself… and she’s right.” I had to hold myself back from just bursting into laughter right in his face. I just felt...
May 14th
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I decided to look up if triangle ass was a real...
You know, when people have asses that are triangular in shape. According to urban dictionary it is a “real thing”; The effect of the human aging process that causes the lower part of the buttocks to “deflate”, thus resulting in an upsidedown triangle shape when viewed directly. I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m clearly not the only person who thought of this but we all know it’s our biggest...
May 11th
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Story time!!
Working with criminals means that I have the best (and sometimes downright craziest) stories to tell… that is, if you are into that sort of thing. I don’t always tell them to my friends in fear that I will terrify them or disgust them. This next one is probably the craziest one I have heard yet. If you are squeamish, are currently eating food of any sort or just had lunch, definitely STOP...
May 8th
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May 8th
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Chronicles of a Criminologist
I never understood how clients could show up to their meetings with their Probation Officers under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I mean, do they really think we wont notice or smell it? I mean, alcohol and weed have such pronounced smells! Please, we are fucking bosses when it comes to observing behaviour since THAT’S OUR JOB. Besides, aren’t they paranoid? Afraid we might confront them? It...
May 4th
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Screw you humidity and rain, making my hair look...
Sometimes my hairstyle and I just don’t meet eye to eye.
May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
14 posts
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
27 posts
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Mar 31st
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There is something about people that cut their...
I feel there is a general consensus on this issue but I might be wrong. Besides, who does that on public transportation? What, it was so urgent you couldn’t wait? So gross.
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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Just another day at work...
Me: I asked the IT guy today why we still use Windows XP since its pretty out of date....
Coworker: Wait what's that? Windows xp?
Me: ... It's the system we use, you know Windows, to operate the system...
Coworker: oh I only know up to windows 98. After that I have no idea! How do you know which Windows you have?
Me: ................ It's written on screen when you boot up the computer...
Like in your face kind of written....
Her: oh I don't know much about that stuff!
Me: un-hunh
(Worst part is that this coworker is 22 years old!! Who the fuck that age doesn't know what Windows is, at least in concept? Traumatized.)
Mar 21st
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Mar 18th
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You know you are tired and bored at work when
Taking a 5 minute nap in a bathroom stall actually sounds like an attractive idea. When will this day end?
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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