May 2012
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I feel so paralyzed without my computer!
Obviously Diablo 3 arrived in the mail and I can’t play it… No, its not like I have been waiting 10 years to play this game or anything… No biggie.
Sad.
I need to get cracking on building a PC because I won’t be able to stand seeing everyone else play and not me.
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Chronicles of a Criminologist
In my line of work, narcissists are plentiful. Today I had a young man who was so narcissist it was almost sickening. My favourite line of his was, “My ex-girlfriend took our break-up really hard. She said to me that she was afraid she would never find another guy as amazing as myself… and she’s right.” I had to hold myself back from just bursting into laughter right in his face. I just felt...
I decided to look up if triangle ass was a real...
You know, when people have asses that are triangular in shape.
According to urban dictionary it is a “real thing”; The effect of the human aging process that causes the lower part of the buttocks to “deflate”, thus resulting in an upsidedown triangle shape when viewed directly.
I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m clearly not the only person who thought of this but we all know it’s our biggest...
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Story time!!
Working with criminals means that I have the best (and sometimes downright craziest) stories to tell… that is, if you are into that sort of thing. I don’t always tell them to my friends in fear that I will terrify them or disgust them. This next one is probably the craziest one I have heard yet. If you are squeamish, are currently eating food of any sort or just had lunch, definitely STOP...
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Chronicles of a Criminologist
I never understood how clients could show up to their meetings with their Probation Officers under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I mean, do they really think we wont notice or smell it? I mean, alcohol and weed have such pronounced smells! Please, we are fucking bosses when it comes to observing behaviour since THAT’S OUR JOB. Besides, aren’t they paranoid? Afraid we might confront them? It...
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Screw you humidity and rain, making my hair look...
Sometimes my hairstyle and I just don’t meet eye to eye.
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April 2012
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March 2012
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There is something about people that cut their...
I feel there is a general consensus on this issue but I might be wrong.
Besides, who does that on public transportation? What, it was so urgent you couldn’t wait? So gross.
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Just another day at work...
Me: I asked the IT guy today why we still use Windows XP since its pretty out of date....
Coworker: Wait what's that? Windows xp?
Me: ... It's the system we use, you know Windows, to operate the system...
Coworker: oh I only know up to windows 98. After that I have no idea! How do you know which Windows you have?
Me: ................ It's written on screen when you boot up the computer...
Like in your face kind of written....
Her: oh I don't know much about that stuff!
Me: un-hunh
(Worst part is that this coworker is 22 years old!! Who the fuck that age doesn't know what Windows is, at least in concept? Traumatized.)
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You know you are tired and bored at work when
Taking a 5 minute nap in a bathroom stall actually sounds like an attractive idea.
When will this day end?
